hashtag bad at laundry

Yeah, I'm an adult,

but clean socks heaped on the floor

might say otherwise.

Spring in February

The sun is shining,
the tulips are peaking out,
Spring in Atlanta

fish

To Olaf, my fish:
blub blub blub, swimmy-swim, blub
From: yours truly, me

conspiracy theory

Their weather machine

made everyone stuck at home

give in to netflix

"winter storm"

This supposed storm,
of only clouds and drizzle,
is cramping my style.

I just want a goldfish

fish are so tricky
you'd think one would be simple
rules, details, and tricks

like a train lolz

I forgot to drink
so I get a water glass
and I chug chug chug

3 course meal

You can't beat a beet.
what else is so red and sweet
and a vegetable

roadkill

Possums are ugly,
but lying dead on the road
I hope he's sleeping